Recipe for Sleep

Serves one almost-eight-weeks-old baby.
INGREDIENTS:
75-minute PediaSleep hairdryer mp3
iPod
Old-school stereo system
One small fan
Vicks warm mist humidifier
Memory foam sleep positioner
Pottery Barn Kids bassinet
Two swaddling blankets
Over-used exercise ball
One warm receiving blanket
Download the 75-minute PediaSleep hairdryer mp3, add it to your iPod, and set it to play on a continuous loop. Connect iPod to archaic stereo, and tinker with volume [...]